Dear Victim
From: Arch Arsonists of EvE
Sent: 2013.06.19 19:53
To: Landonin,
Dear Victim,
We are contacting you in regards to your most recent gank death. We here at ( ARSE ) like to make sure we have provided the best death experience possible. So please take a few moments and respond to our survey. You will be helping others die better and more efficiently.
1. Overall how would you rate your death? 1 being the lowest and 10 the highest
2. Did you last as long as you thought you would or were you a pussy and insta pop?
3. Do you feel that we could have done a better job? If so, please let us know how we can improve your overall gank experience.
4. Did we talk smack? If yes, what was it about our smack talk that made you emo most?
5. Did you kill one of us in the process? If yes, then why did you pick that target?
6. Would you like to not be a pussy? Visit public chat channel for details on how to join the fun that was your death.
7. Come join us with an alt, heres how →→→→ Arch Arsonists of EvE - GANKING needs you!
ARSE: Providing diplomacy to EVE via well aimed turrets!
Cheers,
Anti gank advice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k86kx8rR5I
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II <--- anti gank device
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Re: Dear Victim
From: Landonin
Sent: 2013.06.21 00:31
To: DSDBAG Contributor ,
Dear ARSE
Thank you for your consideration of my most recent rapeing and subsequent demise. In response to your inquire I have taken a moment to consider your survey.
1. Overall I would give an 8 to the ganking groups prefformance. High marks for Warp and lock times. A few points off for aiming for such a low class miner. Sorry no real challange.
2. I lasted about 5 secounds longer then I thought I would. More surprise on my behalf as I thought I would have poped quicker it was a minning barge.
3. Notes for improvement maybe a stealth bomber to close your lock time or lossin up the squad a little before hand with some fingure exercises.
4. There was no smack talk in systme after my pop. I found this very tastefull as bragging would not have seemed profesional.
5. No, none of the squad was killed. No guns or drones were out.
6. I am not interested in being less pussy like (my wife would not approve of that) as I am primarally A miner and t3 producer.
7. In conclusion; God Damn Mother Fucking Whore mongering cum burping gutter sluts I hope you choke on your own santorum from you cluster fucking daisy chain and rot in the 7th circle of hell where your own boiling blood and fire will sink your corpse to lowest level of vile degeradation.
Have a nice day,
Your Victim
P.S. I just spent 200mill on geting that ship right before you poped it and now need to buy a new one which I do not have enough money for.
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