Bumper Cars for Slow Children

       So travelling my freighter safely through Uedama and Niarja..when lo what do we see!
A machariel in Madirmirelle bumping me and inviting me to chat.

Being a friendly bloke I accept the chat......
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  Channel ID:      -64657190
  Channel Name:    ransom hole
  Listener:        DSDBAG
  Session started: 08:17:59
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EVE System > Channel MOTD:      Jita  Uedama Stay In this Channel If you want to get in on Freighter FleetsBumps of 11/16/14Kill: Sumihaza (Obelisk)

Siegfried Cohenberg > DSDBAG o/
Siegfried Cohenberg > 300m or you lose the charon
DSDBAG > o/
Nikko Salters > DSDBAG o/
Siegfried Cohenberg > if you log off we'll just gank it
Misty Stenier-Tian > Shhh.
Nikko Salters > The Code Aways Win <--- Lulz this tells me all i needed to know about the intellect in this channel
Siegfried Cohenberg > DSDBAG you still there?
DSDBAG > yup
Siegfried Cohenberg > well do you want to keep the charon
DSDBAG > obv
angela love > give him a pop shot
Siegfried Cohenberg > then pay out the 300m
Siegfried Cohenberg > the pop shot will be the dead charon shot
angela love > meow
DSDBAG > don't have 300m
DSDBAG > sadly....
Siegfried Cohenberg > how much you have
angela love > sad story bro
Siegfried Cohenberg > and do you have any t2 cruisers or barges
DSDBAG > seriously 17m lol sad i know
Nikko Salters > pfff
Siegfried Cohenberg > DSDBAG do you have any assets
Siegfried Cohenberg > or
Siegfried Cohenberg > i can buy the charon from you
Siegfried Cohenberg > for 950m
DSDBAG > assets all i have are a few trading books
DSDBAG > just got back in game
angela love > can we scissor kick this one  Advocatress ?
Siegfried Cohenberg > alright
Siegfried Cohenberg > you got two options here
Siegfried Cohenberg > to work this out
DSDBAG > ok
Siegfried Cohenberg > either you watch your charon blow up
Siegfried Cohenberg > or you can eject
Siegfried Cohenberg > and i'll buy it from you
Siegfried Cohenberg > for 1b
Siegfried Cohenberg > I dont want to completely screw you over
DSDBAG > transfer the isk and i'll gladly eject
Siegfried Cohenberg > not how it works
DSDBAG > then i guess you'll have to pop it
angela love > Siegfried Cohenberg gots the isk
Siegfried Cohenberg > i do have the isk
DSDBAG > quid pro quo
Nikko Salters > I say kill him
Isotempo > Scothricus did he end up paying or dying?
Siegfried Cohenberg > dying
Siegfried Cohenberg > my freighter pilot is here to complete the transaction
DSDBAG > no isk transfer yet
Siegfried Cohenberg > not how it works
Siegfried Cohenberg > you eject
Siegfried Cohenberg > i get in
DSDBAG > not until i see isk
Siegfried Cohenberg > payment will be sent
Siegfried Cohenberg > im not the devil
DSDBAG > let me dock and i can even contract you if you're concerned you'll get ripped off <--- wait isn't the ransomer supposed to be in charge? not the ransomee? it's been awhile since i've done this, have the rules changed?
Siegfried Cohenberg > im just trying to
Siegfried Cohenberg > get you out of this
Siegfried Cohenberg > in the best possible way
Siegfried Cohenberg > the final option being undocking the fleet
DSDBAG > internet pixels my friend. you do what you gotta
DSDBAG > whatever helps you sleep at night, i get it
Siegfried Cohenberg > just go

Of course by this time he has bumped me 350km off the gate...I guess he didn't really want to buy my charon :(

such a broken system, but I had a good laugh and hopefully you lot enjoy it as well.

Nibbles the Nibbler!

Hix Ra > What do you mean? I'm getting salvage
DSDBAG > damn right
DSDBAG > I wrote a letter to concord
yojen Invictae > take a shot at me, they promise not to shoot back
Hix Ra > my safties tell me otherwise
DSDBAG > its a bug
DSDBAG > its a bug
DSDBAG > right to ccp
Hix Ra > it's a feature, not a bug
DSDBAG >  Ive been reading the patch notes wrong then
Hix Ra > you should get glasses
DSDBAG > can I call you nibbles?
DSDBAG > itll be our pet name
DSDBAG > there is a weight watchers for you tho
DSDBAG > dont eat off other people's plates
DSDBAG > and youll burn that baby weight
DSDBAG >  Id look into replacing that keyboard, doesn't seem to work right

Dear Victim
From:  Arch Arsonists of EvE
Sent: 2013.06.19 19:53
To: Landonin,

Dear Victim,

We are contacting you in regards to your most recent gank death. We here at ( ARSE ) like to make sure we have provided the best death experience possible. So please take a few moments and respond to our survey. You will be helping others die better and more efficiently.

1. Overall how would you rate your death? 1 being the lowest and 10 the highest
2. Did you last as long as you thought you would or were you a pussy and insta pop?
3. Do you feel that we could have done a better job? If so, please let us know how we can improve your overall gank experience.
4. Did we talk smack? If yes, what was it about our smack talk that made you emo most?
5. Did you kill one of us in the process? If yes, then why did you pick that target?
6. Would you like to not be a pussy? Visit public chat channel for details on how to join the fun that was your death.
7. Come join us with an alt, heres how →→→→  Arch Arsonists of EvE - GANKING needs you!

ARSE: Providing diplomacy to EVE via well aimed turrets!

Cheers,

Anti gank advice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k86kx8rR5I

Adaptive Invulnerability Field II <--- anti gank device


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Re: Dear Victim
From: Landonin
Sent: 2013.06.21 00:31
To: DSDBAG Contributor ,

Dear ARSE

Thank you for your consideration of my most recent rapeing and subsequent demise. In response to your inquire I have taken a moment to consider your survey.

1. Overall I would give an 8 to the ganking groups prefformance. High marks for Warp and lock times. A few points off for aiming for such a low class miner. Sorry no real challange.
2. I lasted about 5 secounds longer then I thought I would. More surprise on my behalf as I thought I would have poped quicker it was a minning barge.
3. Notes for improvement maybe a stealth bomber to close your lock time or lossin up the squad a little before hand with some fingure exercises.
4. There was no smack talk in systme after my pop. I found this very tastefull as bragging would not have seemed profesional.
5. No, none of the squad was killed. No guns or drones were out.
6. I am not interested in being less pussy like (my wife would not approve of that) as I am primarally A miner and t3 producer.
7. In conclusion; God Damn Mother Fucking Whore mongering cum burping gutter sluts I hope you choke on your own santorum from you cluster fucking daisy chain and rot in the 7th circle of hell where your own boiling blood and fire will sink your corpse to lowest level of vile degeradation.

Have a nice day,
Your Victim

P.S. I just spent 200mill on geting that ship right before you poped it and now need to buy a new one which I do not have enough money for.

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Horny Heartbroken Germans Pt 3

[ 2013.04.21 00:12:33 ] SPAI! > tell me
[ 2013.04.21 00:13:58 ] Horny German > fuck in your mouth
[ 2013.04.21 00:14:46 ] SPAI! > naughty
[ 2013.04.21 00:14:58 ] Horny German > no!
[ 2013.04.21 00:15:03 ] SPAI! > yes :P
[ 2013.04.21 00:15:52 ] Horny German > but you would like it, I'm sure
[ 2013.04.21 00:17:04 ] Horny German > pls, let us talk
[ 2013.04.21 00:17:37 ] Horny German > oh, sorry, your friend
[ 2013.04.21 00:17:43 ] SPAI! > boyfriend :(
[ 2013.04.21 00:18:35 ] Horny German > so take my cock in in game
[ 2013.04.21 00:18:49 ] Horny German > ingame
[ 2013.04.21 00:19:25 ] Horny German > and i'll fuck you wilde
[ 2013.04.21 00:19:54 ] SPAI! > I have to go for a bit
[ 2013.04.21 00:19:58 ] SPAI! > will you be on later?
[ 2013.04.21 00:20:23 ] Horny German > no, have to go to sleep
[ 2013.04.21 00:21:19 ] Horny German > love you!
[ 2013.04.21 00:21:57 ] Horny German > and will fuck you!
[ 2013.04.21 00:22:14 ] Horny German > again and again!
[ 2013.04.21 00:22:24 ] SPAI! > :D have good dreams
[ 2013.04.21 00:22:54 ] Horny German > flye safe

So by this point I have sent 7 pictures, and had 70,000,000 ISK in return :D

I log back on the next day to these emails

present...
From: Horny German
Sent: 2013.04.21 18:05
To: SPAI!,

...is send!
Take it to cover yor beautifull boobs!

He's contracted me the 2013 fanfest Quafe special edition t-shirt.  It took me less than ten minutes to trade it to my alt and sell it for 110,000,000, so we're up 180,000,000 so far :D

He then starts to convo bomb me all the time so I decide to quit while I'm ahead:

[ 2013.04.22 21:03:10 ] Horny German > hi again!
[ 2013.04.22 21:04:52 ] SPAI > one mo
[ 2013.04.22 21:04:53 ] SPAI > bf
[ 2013.04.22 21:05:00 ] Horny German > i love you!

He's not taking the hint, so I try to let him down gentle but it's not working:

[ 2013.04.22 21:08:52 ] Horny German > hey girl
[ 2013.04.22 21:09:06 ] Horny German > i love you!!!!!!
[ 2013.04.22 21:09:51 ] SPAI > aw
[ 2013.04.22 21:09:56 ] SPAI > youre sweet
[ 2013.04.22 21:10:07 ] Horny German > in love
[ 2013.04.22 21:12:10 ] Horny German > ok! pls tell me the truth!
[ 2013.04.22 21:13:07 ] Horny German > your'e not faking! you are the girl i love?
[ 2013.04.22 21:15:17 ] Horny German > Keiko?
[ 2013.04.22 21:15:19 ] SPAI > How can you love me :P you have never even met me
[ 2013.04.22 21:16:12 ] SPAI > anyway, its late here
[ 2013.04.22 21:16:16 ] SPAI > I'm off to bed :D
[ 2013.04.22 21:16:20 ] Horny German > love you ingame, and you gave me your body, you know
[ 2013.04.22 21:16:35 ] SPAI > ok, thats fair enough then
[ 2013.04.22 21:16:40 ] SPAI > speak tomorrow

So I resolve myself to a harsher putdown

[ 2013.04.23 18:10:09 ] SPAI > Hi
[ 2013.04.23 18:10:13 ] SPAI > I'm in trouble :(
[ 2013.04.23 18:11:37 ] SPAI > are you there?  I really need to speak with you
[ 2013.04.23 18:16:01 ] Horny German > yeah
[ 2013.04.23 18:17:04 ] Horny German > what is the matter?
[ 2013.04.23 18:17:52 ] SPAI > im in big trouble
[ 2013.04.23 18:18:12 ] SPAI > I gave my boyfriend the API key thing
[ 2013.04.23 18:18:19 ] SPAI > so he can work a training plan for me
[ 2013.04.23 18:18:31 ] SPAI > I didn't know he would be able to see all my mail and stuff
[ 2013.04.23 18:18:50 ] SPAI > he saw the mail from you saying you want to fuck me
[ 2013.04.23 18:19:01 ] SPAI > and the one about a present for my boobs :(
[ 2013.04.23 18:19:17 ] SPAI > he's very angry
[ 2013.04.23 18:19:50 ] Horny German > well, but wat can i do now?
[ 2013.04.23 18:20:07 ] SPAI > nothing I guess, he wants to kill you.  He said he is going to use your email to find where you live.  He said he's going to burn your house down.  He has also petitioned you to be banned.
[ 2013.04.23 18:20:28 ] Horny German > but i'm sorry too
[ 2013.04.23 18:20:39 ] SPAI > he said I need to tell you to stay away, if we speak again then he will kill you, and wardec every corp and alliance you ever join, then find you and piss in your ass.
[ 2013.04.23 18:23:10 ] Horny German > ok, was nice to meet you, farewell and fly save
[ 2013.04.23 18:28:15 ] SPAI > Be safe :)
[ 2013.04.23 18:28:27 ] Horny German > buy

The saga ends.

Horny Germans Pt 2

[ 2013.04.20 22:08:57 ] Horny German > hello
[ 2013.04.20 22:09:01 ] SPAI! > hi
[ 2013.04.20 22:09:29 ] Horny German > thanks for pictures
[ 2013.04.20 22:10:27 ] SPAI! > hehe you're a lucky guy
[ 2013.04.20 22:10:37 ] SPAI! > I don't give my picture out often
[ 2013.04.20 22:10:40 ] Horny German > why
[ 2013.04.20 22:11:10 ] SPAI! > prefer to let most people I game with assume that I'm not a girl
[ 2013.04.20 22:12:20 ] Horny German > but i saw your boobs
[ 2013.04.20 22:13:19 ] Horny German > but not nacked
[ 2013.04.20 22:13:54 ] SPAI! > hehe
[ 2013.04.20 22:13:57 ] SPAI! > yes you did
[ 2013.04.20 22:14:04 ] Horny German > no
[ 2013.04.20 22:16:39 ] Horny German > you send me to pics, but not nacked you are
[ 2013.04.20 22:19:20 ] Horny German > Keiko?
[ 2013.04.20 22:21:51 ] SPAI! > yes
[ 2013.04.20 22:23:29 ] Horny German > the pictures you send are realy you?
[ 2013.04.20 22:24:36 ] SPAI! > well
[ 2013.04.20 22:24:39 ] SPAI! > of course
[ 2013.04.20 22:24:55 ] Horny German > so i'm lost
[ 2013.04.20 22:25:18 ] Horny German > between your titts
[ 2013.04.20 22:25:49 ] SPAI! > :O :P
[ 2013.04.20 22:26:02 ] Horny German > ?
[ 2013.04.20 22:27:25 ] Horny German > so i fuck you still!
[ 2013.04.20 22:27:41 ] SPAI! > hehe
[ 2013.04.20 22:27:46 ] SPAI! > are you asking to see me naked?
[ 2013.04.20 22:27:57 ] Horny German > yes
[ 2013.04.20 22:28:51 ] SPAI! > lol
[ 2013.04.20 22:28:56 ] SPAI! > thats quite forward
[ 2013.04.20 22:29:15 ] Horny German > ?
[ 2013.04.20 22:31:59 ] Horny German > can i see you nacked?
[ 2013.04.20 22:32:30 ] SPAI! > erm
[ 2013.04.20 22:32:33 ] SPAI! > I'm not sure
[ 2013.04.20 22:32:41 ] SPAI! > how do I know you wont share them?
[ 2013.04.20 22:32:47 ] Horny German > why?
[ 2013.04.20 22:33:43 ] Horny German > i'm all alone
[ 2013.04.20 22:34:15 ] Horny German > share with none
[ 2013.04.20 22:34:43 ] SPAI! > um
[ 2013.04.20 22:34:50 ] SPAI! > this is kinda awkward
[ 2013.04.20 22:34:50 ] Horny German > ?
[ 2013.04.20 22:34:59 ] SPAI! > you want to see my pictures
[ 2013.04.20 22:35:08 ] SPAI! > I'm really struggling for isks
[ 2013.04.20 22:35:15 ] SPAI! > maybe we can do something
[ 2013.04.20 22:35:19 ] Horny German > yes, pls
[ 2013.04.20 22:37:17 ] Horny German > what do you want?
[ 2013.04.20 22:38:01 ] SPAI! > 10m? and I'll show you a picture of me topless
[ 2013.04.20 22:38:08 ] SPAI! > if you like it, you can have more
[ 2013.04.20 22:38:39 ] Horny German > yes, i like it
[ 2013.04.20 22:41:44 ] Horny German > send foto and i send isk
[ 2013.04.20 22:47:07 ] Horny German > and i fuck you in game
[ 2013.04.20 22:48:33 ] SPAI! > ok
[ 2013.04.20 22:48:35 ] SPAI! > hang on
[ 2013.04.20 22:48:51 ] Horny German > stand on than
[ 2013.04.20 22:49:56 ] Horny German > putting my cock in any hole you have
[ 2013.04.20 22:50:10 ] SPAI! > you really talk dirty lol
[ 2013.04.20 22:50:31 ] Horny German > yes
[ 2013.04.20 22:51:06 ] Horny German > and thats the beginning
[ 2013.04.20 22:54:36 ] Horny German > my cum in you're mouth
[ 2013.04.20 22:54:51 ] SPAI! > lol you make me blush
[ 2013.04.20 22:54:58 ] SPAI! > did you see my mail?
[ 2013.04.20 22:55:26 ] Horny German > in rl
[ 2013.04.20 22:55:30 ] Horny German > ?
[ 2013.04.20 22:55:34 ] SPAI! > yes
[ 2013.04.20 22:55:40 ] Horny German > no
[ 2013.04.20 22:56:17 ] Horny German > mom
[ 2013.04.20 23:05:15 ] Horny German > you are awesome
[ 2013.04.20 23:05:56 ] Horny German > your'e breasts real nice!
[ 2013.04.20 23:06:09 ] SPAI! > you like?  I'm proud of my boobs
[ 2013.04.20 23:06:15 ] SPAI! > grew them myself :P
[ 2013.04.20 23:06:23 ] SPAI! > listen seriously though
[ 2013.04.20 23:06:27 ] SPAI! > my bf plays this game
[ 2013.04.20 23:06:38 ] SPAI! > if he finds out he'll be super mad
[ 2013.04.20 23:06:39 ] Horny German > ?
[ 2013.04.20 23:07:01 ] SPAI! > so you must not show anyone else
[ 2013.04.20 23:07:02 ] SPAI! > ok?
[ 2013.04.20 23:07:11 ] Horny German > no
[ 2013.04.20 23:08:26 ] Horny German > can you show me your lipps?
[ 2013.04.20 23:09:25 ] Horny German > in between?
[ 2013.04.20 23:10:49 ] Horny German > Keiko!
[ 2013.04.20 23:12:03 ] Horny German > Hey
[ 2013.04.20 23:16:05 ] Horny German > will fuck you once
[ 2013.04.20 23:17:02 ] SPAI! > you didnt send me money :(
[ 2013.04.20 23:17:52 ] Horny German > how much
[ 2013.04.20 23:18:01 ] SPAI! > we said earlier
[ 2013.04.20 23:18:07 ] SPAI! > 10m per picture
[ 2013.04.20 23:18:16 ] Horny German > tell me again
[ 2013.04.20 23:19:05 ] Horny German > how many pictures i've got?
[ 2013.04.20 23:19:29 ] SPAI! > I sent you 4 topless ones
[ 2013.04.20 23:20:06 ] Horny German > so 4 millions?
[ 2013.04.20 23:21:12 ] Horny German > hey?
[ 2013.04.20 23:22:52 ] Horny German > how many?
[ 2013.04.20 23:23:51 ] Horny German > pls!
[ 2013.04.20 23:24:27 ] SPAI! > 10 million each we said
[ 2013.04.20 23:24:32 ] SPAI! > so 40 million
[ 2013.04.20 23:25:25 ] Horny German > send
[ 2013.04.20 23:25:52 ] SPAI! > ty :)
[ 2013.04.20 23:26:19 ] Horny German > nice for not to fuck
[ 2013.04.20 23:26:39 ] SPAI! > you want to see more?
[ 2013.04.20 23:26:47 ] Horny German > yes
[ 2013.04.20 23:29:32 ] SPAI! > you dont mind paying?
[ 2013.04.20 23:29:41 ] SPAI! > I trust you now, so you tell me what you want to see
[ 2013.04.20 23:29:57 ] Horny German > all of you
[ 2013.04.20 23:30:09 ] SPAI! > totally naked?
[ 2013.04.20 23:30:18 ] Horny German > yes
[ 2013.04.20 23:30:48 ] SPAI! > OK
[ 2013.04.20 23:30:56 ] SPAI! > I have 7 pics for you if you want them
[ 2013.04.20 23:31:06 ] SPAI! > can you afford that?
[ 2013.04.20 23:31:22 ] Horny German > no money i think
[ 2013.04.20 23:31:34 ] SPAI! > aw
[ 2013.04.20 23:33:11 ] Horny German > so give me one pic
[ 2013.04.20 23:35:17 ] Horny German > hello?
[ 2013.04.20 23:35:25 ] SPAI! > ok
[ 2013.04.20 23:35:31 ] SPAI! > one pic 10m?
[ 2013.04.20 23:35:53 ] Horny German > ok
[ 2013.04.20 23:36:27 ] Horny German > send
[ 2013.04.20 23:37:31 ] Horny German > you do?
[ 2013.04.20 23:37:45 ] SPAI! > sending it now
[ 2013.04.20 23:40:27 ] SPAI! > got it?
[ 2013.04.20 23:44:03 ] Horny German > yeah
[ 2013.04.20 23:44:44 ] Horny German > saw your pussy
[ 2013.04.20 23:44:56 ] SPAI! > you have to promise me
[ 2013.04.20 23:45:09 ] Horny German > what?
[ 2013.04.20 23:46:45 ] SPAI! > never show anyone please
[ 2013.04.20 23:47:32 ] Horny German > no!!!
[ 2013.04.20 23:47:58 ] Horny German > can you telefone me, pls
[ 2013.04.20 23:50:23 ] SPAI! > how?
[ 2013.04.20 23:50:37 ] SPAI! > btw you didnt pay the last 10m
[ 2013.04.20 23:52:12 ] Horny German > more
[ 2013.04.20 23:53:02 ] Horny German > and done
[ 2013.04.20 23:53:41 ] Horny German > so can we talk?
[ 2013.04.20 23:55:20 ] SPAI! > I can't talk, my bf will hear
[ 2013.04.20 23:57:18 ] Horny German > pls!
[ 2013.04.20 23:58:10 ] Horny German > tell him you are talking to a friend
[ 2013.04.20 23:58:32 ] Horny German > you got the money?
[ 2013.04.20 23:59:42 ] Horny German > got the money?
[ 2013.04.21 00:00:20 ] Horny German > damn
[ 2013.04.21 00:02:05 ] Horny German > ich liebe dich!
[ 2013.04.21 00:04:00 ] SPAI! > I dont understand German
[ 2013.04.21 00:04:31 ] Horny German > i love you!
[ 2013.04.21 00:06:28 ] Horny German > that you understand?
[ 2013.04.21 00:07:05 ] Horny German > and want to fuck you!
[ 2013.04.21 00:07:39 ] Horny German > my cock in your mouth!
[ 2013.04.21 00:07:55 ] SPAI! > ah yes
[ 2013.04.21 00:07:59 ] SPAI! > that I understand lol
[ 2013.04.21 00:08:14 ] Horny German > fuck me
[ 2013.04.21 00:09:24 ] Horny German > i can tell you what i want

Horny Germans Pt 1

So a post from a fellow Dbag as I have just been too busy with my own spai network and haven't been up to anything good.


[ 2013.04.20 01:30:55 ] Horny German > hi, you beauty!
[ 2013.04.20 01:31:18 ] SPAI! > um hi :)
[ 2013.04.20 01:31:47 ] Horny German > what?
[ 2013.04.20 01:32:07 ] SPAI! > you said 'hi you beauty'
[ 2013.04.20 01:32:10 ] SPAI! > I said hi back
[ 2013.04.20 01:32:44 ] Horny German > but you are the pretty one
[ 2013.04.20 01:32:55 ] SPAI! > aw
[ 2013.04.20 01:32:58 ] SPAI! > thanks x
[ 2013.04.20 01:33:28 ] Horny German > your looking in here
[ 2013.04.20 01:34:17 ] SPAI! > yes, thank you
[ 2013.04.20 01:34:58 ] Horny German > well,
[ 2013.04.20 01:35:38 ] Horny German > than hard tofuck younot!
[ 2013.04.20 01:35:51 ] SPAI! > sorry I dont understand you
[ 2013.04.20 01:36:02 ] SPAI! > you want to fuck me?
[ 2013.04.20 01:36:32 ] Horny German > sure
[ 2013.04.20 01:37:15 ] SPAI! > you like big boobs?
[ 2013.04.20 01:37:36 ] Horny German > i do, yes
[ 2013.04.20 01:37:48 ] SPAI! > I have nice full big boobs
[ 2013.04.20 01:38:34 ] Horny German > well, whats about your lips?
[ 2013.04.20 01:39:03 ] SPAI! > full and plump
[ 2013.04.20 01:39:21 ] SPAI! > are you getting excited?
[ 2013.04.20 01:39:23 ] Horny German > sounds good
[ 2013.04.20 01:39:44 ] Horny German > a little bit, yes
[ 2013.04.20 01:39:45 ] SPAI! > pants getting tight?
[ 2013.04.20 01:39:56 ] Horny German > yes
[ 2013.04.20 01:40:04 ] SPAI! > good
[ 2013.04.20 01:40:10 ] SPAI! > see you around then

Just a little ice breaker chat, I wasn't sure how far I could take this, but then he invited back to chat

[ 2013.04.20 01:41:18 ] Horny German > lol, nice
[ 2013.04.20 01:41:28 ] SPAI! > ?
[ 2013.04.20 01:42:04 ] Horny German > you go
[ 2013.04.20 01:42:35 ] SPAI! > well, you were getting all excited
[ 2013.04.20 01:42:42 ] SPAI! > I thought you needed to take care of it
[ 2013.04.20 01:43:23 ] Horny German > ha ha, old enough to go through
[ 2013.04.20 01:43:40 ] SPAI! > go through?
[ 2013.04.20 01:44:52 ] Horny German > yeah
[ 2013.04.20 01:45:09 ] SPAI! > do you need to sex?
[ 2013.04.20 01:45:10 ] Horny German > virtual sex
[ 2013.04.20 01:45:27 ] Horny German > yes
[ 2013.04.20 01:46:18 ] SPAI! > how bad you need to sex?
[ 2013.04.20 01:46:41 ] Horny German > i need it
[ 2013.04.20 01:47:04 ] SPAI! > want me to email you a picture of me or two?
[ 2013.04.20 01:47:08 ] SPAI! > :P
[ 2013.04.20 01:47:30 ] Horny German > that would be nice
[ 2013.04.20 01:48:54 ] SPAI! > whats your email?
[ 2013.04.20 01:51:19 ] Horny German >hornygerman@keinemeinscheisse.com
[ 2013.04.20 01:52:16 ] Horny German > got it?
[ 2013.04.20 01:52:38 ] SPAI! > yep
[ 2013.04.20 01:52:42 ] SPAI! > sent you two pics
[ 2013.04.20 01:53:09 ] Horny German > mom, pls
[ 2013.04.20 01:57:03 ] Horny German > how beautifull you are!!!
[ 2013.04.20 01:58:07 ] SPAI! > did they help?
[ 2013.04.20 02:00:06 ] Horny German > oh, thanks
[ 2013.04.20 02:01:02 ] Horny German > youre wonderfull!
[ 2013.04.20 02:01:09 ] SPAI! > did u sex wee?
[ 2013.04.20 02:01:28 ] Horny German > no
[ 2013.04.20 02:01:54 ] SPAI! > aw you no like?
[ 2013.04.20 02:02:20 ] Horny German > pictures are to wonderfull
[ 2013.04.20 02:03:04 ] Horny German > i look and see, doing nothing more
[ 2013.04.20 02:04:37 ] Horny German > you are so beautifull!!
[ 2013.04.20 02:05:31 ] Horny German > Keiko?
[ 2013.04.20 02:08:45 ] Horny German > want to fuck you
[ 2013.04.20 02:10:46 ] Horny German > hey!!!
[ 2013.04.20 02:12:09 ] SPAI! > sorry
[ 2013.04.20 02:12:13 ] SPAI! > phone call
[ 2013.04.20 02:12:19 ] SPAI! > I have to run :D
[ 2013.04.20 02:12:20 ] SPAI! > seeya
[ 2013.04.20 02:12:21 ] Horny German > so i've your fotos

SP vs Skill: The DBAG Dilemma

haseo yashimora > Nelynare idk why but i have the sudden erge to 1v1 u
Nelynare > I'll 1v1 you in my providence
haseo yashimora > T_T
Nelynare > yeah bet you're scared
haseo yashimora > nvm ur 09 character cant win any 1v1 unless there a 2010 and up
haseo yashimora > 2012*
kopacz swiata > yeah but what if all of Nelynare's SPs are in mining and industry?
Nelynare > Most of it is
haseo yashimora > in EVE with 1v1s oh ever have more exp. +skills aways wins
Nelynare > making this character worth like ... 7 bill
Ezra Nabali > haseo yashimora wrong
kopacz swiata > i would argue that haseo
haseo yashimora > then explan my -2bil in losses?
DSDBAG > Explain why you've lost -2bil? maybe cause you fail at pvp?
Nelynare > -2 bill?
Nelynare > uwotm8
Ezra Nabali > you can't fit your ships ...that's all XD   <--- that made me lawl hard...
haseo yashimora > lol
Wonkey Wonkah > i have -2b in ALL adranas's losses
DSDBAG > lol wait you think that because you lose in pvp..it must be because they have more SP? and has nothing to do perhaps with fits and/or skill?
haseo yashimora > can somone pull my battleclinic please :b
haseo yashimora > DSDBAG both if its a 1v1 90% i will loss
haseo yashimora > lose
kopacz swiata > ./facepalm
haseo yashimora > eve needs a deticated site for killboards
Nelynare > But that's no fun
haseo yashimora > um
haseo yashimora > no its better
haseo yashimora > right now battleclinic shows everything till begining of 2012 and eve-kill only shows this years
DSDBAG > you expect them to pull legacy?
haseo yashimora > no, but wishing
haseo yashimora > Kill: haseo yashimora (Capsule) why i hate TEST  Kill: haseo yashimora (Drake) why i hate gallente
DSDBAG > musta had more sp
haseo yashimora > Ha Ha DSDBAG....
DSDBAG > well obviously..an NPC can't have more skill than you..so it MUST be more SP! Science that motha fucka!

haseo went on to ignore me the rest of the night, was it something I said?