Horny Heartbroken Germans Pt 3

[ 2013.04.21 00:12:33 ] SPAI! > tell me
[ 2013.04.21 00:13:58 ] Horny German > fuck in your mouth
[ 2013.04.21 00:14:46 ] SPAI! > naughty
[ 2013.04.21 00:14:58 ] Horny German > no!
[ 2013.04.21 00:15:03 ] SPAI! > yes :P
[ 2013.04.21 00:15:52 ] Horny German > but you would like it, I'm sure
[ 2013.04.21 00:17:04 ] Horny German > pls, let us talk
[ 2013.04.21 00:17:37 ] Horny German > oh, sorry, your friend
[ 2013.04.21 00:17:43 ] SPAI! > boyfriend :(
[ 2013.04.21 00:18:35 ] Horny German > so take my cock in in game
[ 2013.04.21 00:18:49 ] Horny German > ingame
[ 2013.04.21 00:19:25 ] Horny German > and i'll fuck you wilde
[ 2013.04.21 00:19:54 ] SPAI! > I have to go for a bit
[ 2013.04.21 00:19:58 ] SPAI! > will you be on later?
[ 2013.04.21 00:20:23 ] Horny German > no, have to go to sleep
[ 2013.04.21 00:21:19 ] Horny German > love you!
[ 2013.04.21 00:21:57 ] Horny German > and will fuck you!
[ 2013.04.21 00:22:14 ] Horny German > again and again!
[ 2013.04.21 00:22:24 ] SPAI! > :D have good dreams
[ 2013.04.21 00:22:54 ] Horny German > flye safe

So by this point I have sent 7 pictures, and had 70,000,000 ISK in return :D

I log back on the next day to these emails

present...
From: Horny German
Sent: 2013.04.21 18:05
To: SPAI!,

...is send!
Take it to cover yor beautifull boobs!

He's contracted me the 2013 fanfest Quafe special edition t-shirt.  It took me less than ten minutes to trade it to my alt and sell it for 110,000,000, so we're up 180,000,000 so far :D

He then starts to convo bomb me all the time so I decide to quit while I'm ahead:

[ 2013.04.22 21:03:10 ] Horny German > hi again!
[ 2013.04.22 21:04:52 ] SPAI > one mo
[ 2013.04.22 21:04:53 ] SPAI > bf
[ 2013.04.22 21:05:00 ] Horny German > i love you!

He's not taking the hint, so I try to let him down gentle but it's not working:

[ 2013.04.22 21:08:52 ] Horny German > hey girl
[ 2013.04.22 21:09:06 ] Horny German > i love you!!!!!!
[ 2013.04.22 21:09:51 ] SPAI > aw
[ 2013.04.22 21:09:56 ] SPAI > youre sweet
[ 2013.04.22 21:10:07 ] Horny German > in love
[ 2013.04.22 21:12:10 ] Horny German > ok! pls tell me the truth!
[ 2013.04.22 21:13:07 ] Horny German > your'e not faking! you are the girl i love?
[ 2013.04.22 21:15:17 ] Horny German > Keiko?
[ 2013.04.22 21:15:19 ] SPAI > How can you love me :P you have never even met me
[ 2013.04.22 21:16:12 ] SPAI > anyway, its late here
[ 2013.04.22 21:16:16 ] SPAI > I'm off to bed :D
[ 2013.04.22 21:16:20 ] Horny German > love you ingame, and you gave me your body, you know
[ 2013.04.22 21:16:35 ] SPAI > ok, thats fair enough then
[ 2013.04.22 21:16:40 ] SPAI > speak tomorrow

So I resolve myself to a harsher putdown

[ 2013.04.23 18:10:09 ] SPAI > Hi
[ 2013.04.23 18:10:13 ] SPAI > I'm in trouble :(
[ 2013.04.23 18:11:37 ] SPAI > are you there?  I really need to speak with you
[ 2013.04.23 18:16:01 ] Horny German > yeah
[ 2013.04.23 18:17:04 ] Horny German > what is the matter?
[ 2013.04.23 18:17:52 ] SPAI > im in big trouble
[ 2013.04.23 18:18:12 ] SPAI > I gave my boyfriend the API key thing
[ 2013.04.23 18:18:19 ] SPAI > so he can work a training plan for me
[ 2013.04.23 18:18:31 ] SPAI > I didn't know he would be able to see all my mail and stuff
[ 2013.04.23 18:18:50 ] SPAI > he saw the mail from you saying you want to fuck me
[ 2013.04.23 18:19:01 ] SPAI > and the one about a present for my boobs :(
[ 2013.04.23 18:19:17 ] SPAI > he's very angry
[ 2013.04.23 18:19:50 ] Horny German > well, but wat can i do now?
[ 2013.04.23 18:20:07 ] SPAI > nothing I guess, he wants to kill you.  He said he is going to use your email to find where you live.  He said he's going to burn your house down.  He has also petitioned you to be banned.
[ 2013.04.23 18:20:28 ] Horny German > but i'm sorry too
[ 2013.04.23 18:20:39 ] SPAI > he said I need to tell you to stay away, if we speak again then he will kill you, and wardec every corp and alliance you ever join, then find you and piss in your ass.
[ 2013.04.23 18:23:10 ] Horny German > ok, was nice to meet you, farewell and fly save
[ 2013.04.23 18:28:15 ] SPAI > Be safe :)
[ 2013.04.23 18:28:27 ] Horny German > buy

The saga ends.