SP vs Skill: The DBAG Dilemma

haseo yashimora > Nelynare idk why but i have the sudden erge to 1v1 u
Nelynare > I'll 1v1 you in my providence
haseo yashimora > T_T
Nelynare > yeah bet you're scared
haseo yashimora > nvm ur 09 character cant win any 1v1 unless there a 2010 and up
haseo yashimora > 2012*
kopacz swiata > yeah but what if all of Nelynare's SPs are in mining and industry?
Nelynare > Most of it is
haseo yashimora > in EVE with 1v1s oh ever have more exp. +skills aways wins
Nelynare > making this character worth like ... 7 bill
Ezra Nabali > haseo yashimora wrong
kopacz swiata > i would argue that haseo
haseo yashimora > then explan my -2bil in losses?
DSDBAG > Explain why you've lost -2bil? maybe cause you fail at pvp?
Nelynare > -2 bill?
Nelynare > uwotm8
Ezra Nabali > you can't fit your ships ...that's all XD   <--- that made me lawl hard...
haseo yashimora > lol
Wonkey Wonkah > i have -2b in ALL adranas's losses
DSDBAG > lol wait you think that because you lose in pvp..it must be because they have more SP? and has nothing to do perhaps with fits and/or skill?
haseo yashimora > can somone pull my battleclinic please :b
haseo yashimora > DSDBAG both if its a 1v1 90% i will loss
haseo yashimora > lose
kopacz swiata > ./facepalm
haseo yashimora > eve needs a deticated site for killboards
Nelynare > But that's no fun
haseo yashimora > um
haseo yashimora > no its better
haseo yashimora > right now battleclinic shows everything till begining of 2012 and eve-kill only shows this years
DSDBAG > you expect them to pull legacy?
haseo yashimora > no, but wishing
haseo yashimora > Kill: haseo yashimora (Capsule) why i hate TEST  Kill: haseo yashimora (Drake) why i hate gallente
DSDBAG > musta had more sp
haseo yashimora > Ha Ha DSDBAG....
DSDBAG > well obviously..an NPC can't have more skill than you..so it MUST be more SP! Science that motha fucka!

haseo went on to ignore me the rest of the night, was it something I said?

Descent into Deep Space Douchebaggery

So earlier today some mates and I were doing our shit in eve when our douchebaggery fell upon alliance chat.

All in good fun mind you and I'm not going to bother repeating everything done here, but lets say one of the CEOs in the alliance went from a 300k bounty to a 35mil bounty (10 mil from myself..I regret nothing).

Later on that night they logged back in and I guess they forgot I was one of those involved..and the discussion went as follows:



Victim > BAH i dced
DSDBAG > wb victi
.....
Victim > id help out but i make it a rule never to pve in low sec
Victim > lol
DSDBAG > victim is all low sec pvp killer..lookit that bounty!
Victim > ok
Victim > this is the story aboutn my bounty
DSDBAG > lol
Victim > i was talking here in alliance earlyer today
Victim > & randomly some person messaged me calling me a cunt and gave me my bounty & put me as bad standing  & so i gave him a 15 mill bounty
DSDBAG > nice
Victim > xD
DSDBAG > everyone looks more badass with a wanted banner anyways
Victim > I HAD JUST ABOUT GOTTED RID OF MY BOUNTY! just as u got 28 mill put on my head
Victim > my bounty was only 3k ._.
DSDBAG > looks good on you
DSDBAG > anything <1mil you know is someone throwing a temper tantrum
Victim > well atleast my alt doesnt have a bounty
DSDBAG > now you look legit:)
Victim > wait
Victim > its 35m now?!
DSDBAG > it is?!
Victim > ._.
DSDBAG > you're a stone cold killer!
Victim > Pilot X put 8 mill on me ._.
Victim > a couple hours ago aparently
DSDBAG > that sheep shagging bastage!
Victim > i still dont understand why i got the first 17 mill earlyer today ._.
DSDBAG > apparently for being a cunt
Victim > maybe she was pissed off cause i was in a retriever?
Victim > i hadent even seen that person before lol

I'm just not sure if they're simple minded, daft, or other...either way was a fun night