So earlier today some mates and I were doing our shit in eve when our douchebaggery fell upon alliance chat.
All in good fun mind you and I'm not going to bother repeating everything done here, but lets say one of the CEOs in the alliance went from a 300k bounty to a 35mil bounty (10 mil from myself..I regret nothing).
Later on that night they logged back in and I guess they forgot I was one of those involved..and the discussion went as follows:
Victim > BAH i dced
DSDBAG > wb victi
.....
Victim > id help out but i make it a rule never to pve in low sec
Victim > lol
DSDBAG > victim is all low sec pvp killer..lookit that bounty!
Victim > ok
Victim > this is the story aboutn my bounty
DSDBAG > lol
Victim > i was talking here in alliance earlyer today
Victim > & randomly some person messaged me calling me a cunt and gave me my bounty & put me as bad standing & so i gave him a 15 mill bounty
DSDBAG > nice
Victim > xD
DSDBAG > everyone looks more badass with a wanted banner anyways
Victim > I HAD JUST ABOUT GOTTED RID OF MY BOUNTY! just as u got 28 mill put on my head
Victim > my bounty was only 3k ._.
DSDBAG > looks good on you
DSDBAG > anything <1mil you know is someone throwing a temper tantrum
Victim > well atleast my alt doesnt have a bounty
DSDBAG > now you look legit:)
Victim > wait
Victim > its 35m now?!
DSDBAG > it is?!
Victim > ._.
DSDBAG > you're a stone cold killer!
Victim > Pilot X put 8 mill on me ._.
Victim > a couple hours ago aparently
DSDBAG > that sheep shagging bastage!
Victim > i still dont understand why i got the first 17 mill earlyer today ._.
DSDBAG > apparently for being a cunt
Victim > maybe she was pissed off cause i was in a retriever?
Victim > i hadent even seen that person before lol
I'm just not sure if they're simple minded, daft, or other...either way was a fun night
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