So travelling my freighter safely through Uedama and Niarja..when lo what do we see!
A machariel in Madirmirelle bumping me and inviting me to chat.
Being a friendly bloke I accept the chat......
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Channel ID: -64657190
Channel Name: ransom hole
Listener: DSDBAG
Session started: 08:17:59
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EVE System > Channel MOTD: Jita Uedama Stay In this Channel If you want to get in on Freighter FleetsBumps of 11/16/14Kill: Sumihaza (Obelisk)
Siegfried Cohenberg > DSDBAG o/
Siegfried Cohenberg > 300m or you lose the charon
DSDBAG > o/
Nikko Salters > DSDBAG o/
Siegfried Cohenberg > if you log off we'll just gank it
Misty Stenier-Tian > Shhh.
Nikko Salters > The Code Aways Win <--- Lulz this tells me all i needed to know about the intellect in this channel
Siegfried Cohenberg > DSDBAG you still there?
DSDBAG > yup
Siegfried Cohenberg > well do you want to keep the charon
DSDBAG > obv
angela love > give him a pop shot
Siegfried Cohenberg > then pay out the 300m
Siegfried Cohenberg > the pop shot will be the dead charon shot
angela love > meow
DSDBAG > don't have 300m
DSDBAG > sadly....
Siegfried Cohenberg > how much you have
angela love > sad story bro
Siegfried Cohenberg > and do you have any t2 cruisers or barges
DSDBAG > seriously 17m lol sad i know
Nikko Salters > pfff
Siegfried Cohenberg > DSDBAG do you have any assets
Siegfried Cohenberg > or
Siegfried Cohenberg > i can buy the charon from you
Siegfried Cohenberg > for 950m
DSDBAG > assets all i have are a few trading books
DSDBAG > just got back in game
angela love > can we scissor kick this one Advocatress ?
Siegfried Cohenberg > alright
Siegfried Cohenberg > you got two options here
Siegfried Cohenberg > to work this out
DSDBAG > ok
Siegfried Cohenberg > either you watch your charon blow up
Siegfried Cohenberg > or you can eject
Siegfried Cohenberg > and i'll buy it from you
Siegfried Cohenberg > for 1b
Siegfried Cohenberg > I dont want to completely screw you over
DSDBAG > transfer the isk and i'll gladly eject
Siegfried Cohenberg > not how it works
DSDBAG > then i guess you'll have to pop it
angela love > Siegfried Cohenberg gots the isk
Siegfried Cohenberg > i do have the isk
DSDBAG > quid pro quo
Nikko Salters > I say kill him
Isotempo > Scothricus did he end up paying or dying?
Siegfried Cohenberg > dying
Siegfried Cohenberg > my freighter pilot is here to complete the transaction
DSDBAG > no isk transfer yet
Siegfried Cohenberg > not how it works
Siegfried Cohenberg > you eject
Siegfried Cohenberg > i get in
DSDBAG > not until i see isk
Siegfried Cohenberg > payment will be sent
Siegfried Cohenberg > im not the devil
DSDBAG > let me dock and i can even contract you if you're concerned you'll get ripped off <--- wait isn't the ransomer supposed to be in charge? not the ransomee? it's been awhile since i've done this, have the rules changed?
Siegfried Cohenberg > im just trying to
Siegfried Cohenberg > get you out of this
Siegfried Cohenberg > in the best possible way
Siegfried Cohenberg > the final option being undocking the fleet
DSDBAG > internet pixels my friend. you do what you gotta
DSDBAG > whatever helps you sleep at night, i get it
Siegfried Cohenberg > just go
Of course by this time he has bumped me 350km off the gate...I guess he didn't really want to buy my charon :(
such a broken system, but I had a good laugh and hopefully you lot enjoy it as well.
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